My brother turned 18 today. Happy Birthday Jon! So, for his birthday, I’ve decided to make a list of all the new things he can do now that he is 18 years old. This is what I have come up with so far:
- Get the water bill in your name
- Lease an apartment
- Rent a house
- Finance a car
- Deliver newspapers for the Tampa Tribune
- Serve (not pour) alcohol in restaurants.
- Sign yourself out of school
- Work practically anywhere
- Start your own business in your own name
- Cash a savings bond
- Buy nitrous oxide
- Give a lap dance
- Rent a car in New York (and some mom and pop rental places)
- Get a lap dance
- Rent a post office box
- Drive a company vehicle
- Drive an ice cream truck
- Buy a house
- Breaks at work are no longer required
- Start a 401k plan
- Apply for benefits at work
- More stress
- Pay taxes
- Get a PayPal account
- Star in an adult film
- Get a passport without parental consent
- Buy over the counter medication
- Get summoned for Jury Duty
- Get a medicinal marijuana card in California without parental consent.
- Buy tobacco products
- Change your name
- Get a tattoo
- Get a piercing
- Buy spray paint
- Work more hours
- File a lawsuit
- Be sued
- Pawn something
- Get married
- Get divorced
- Adopt a child
- Be on Jerry Springer
- Book a Cruse on some Cruise lines
- Buy a lottery ticket
- Get a hotel room
- Call some “900″ numbers
- Go to a 18+ night club
- Get a Sam’s club membership
- Skydive
- Sign legal documents
- Gamble at some places, like Indian Casinos in Oklahoma and card clubs in Minnesota
- Gamble online
- Get a blockbuster membership
- Get a loan
- Go to most comedy shows at The Improv and other stand-up joints
- Buy insurance
- Donate blood (without parental permission)
- Enlist in the military
- Rent a movie
- Get a non-prepaid cell phone contract
- Sign a legal contract
- Begin earning credit
- Smoke a cigarette
- Chew tobacco
- Move out of your parent’s house
- Get paid more
- Go to an adult jail
- Go to Hookah lounges
- Be convicted as an adult
- Become an undercover cop
- Work full-time
- Become a flight attendant
- Purchase Nicorette gum
- Purchase “the patch” , and “the pill”
- Drive any time of day
- Visit a porn site
- Visit a porn store
- Become a stripper
- Work in an alcohol serving establishment
- Work in bar
- Take bar-tending classes in Arkansas, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Illinois, Iowa, Louisiana, Maine, Massachusetts, Some cities in Maryland, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Some cities in Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Vermont, West Virgina, Wisconsin.
- Get a business license
- Go to a strip club
- Work in a strip club
- Work in a night club
- Vote
- Pay a utility bill
- Open a savings account
- Open a checking account
- Obtain a credit card
- Enter a contest
- Enter a sweepstakes
- Buy a monkey (w/ a license)
- Open an eBay account
- Buy a Gun
- Carry a weapon (w/ a license)
- Order something off T.V. (like a ShamWow!)
- Write a check
- Operate some machinery at work
- Become a mentor with Big Brothers, Big Sisters
- Go bungee jumping
- Work at a gas station
- See a doctor on your own
- Sell Tobacco Products
- Get a different type of driver’s license
- Rent a port-a-potty in most states
- Get drafted for the military
- Date men or women as old as you want (over 16)
- No curfews apply in the US
- Become a ride operator at theme parks
- Buy “M” rated video games
- Buy the CDs with the parental stickers on them (leaglly at least, i think)
- Go to bars and drink in Mexico and most of Europe
- Buy stock
[Edit] According to the comments there are a few things that could bee added…
-Buy white out
-Buy rubber cement
-Buy dry ice
-Go tanning at a tanning salon
Is there anything I am missing?